Women’s daily prayer

“Armani,
which art in Hermes,
hallowed be thy Gucci.
Thy Cartier watch,
thy Prada bag,
on Rodeo,
as it is in Tiffany’s.
Give us this day our Gold MasterCard
and forgive us our overdraft
as we forgive those who decline our Visa,
lead us not into J.C. Penney
and deliver us from Sears.
And to pay for it all,
this we ask on this day …Ah MEN!”